how many people

i wonder how many people wake up each morning.
and think:

'DUDE, SHUT THE FUCK UP CHELSEA CLINTON'

not many, i bet.

'CHELSEA CLINTON, THAT GUY, HES A LOUD ASS PRICK.'

im going to pretend everytime i give someone the bird ^
i am actually giving them chelsea clinton.
because, damn, that would be the real goddamned deal, then, wouldnt it.
in fact, i wish my middle finger was a white parakeet.
look at him in chicago.
not even IN the cage.
prick.

good day, sir!