Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Early reports this morning have indicated that 'DUCKY' has been brought to justice in what some are calling a temporary disappearance, and others, an escape attempt gone wrong.
DUCKY's jailer seems confident; when asked for a statement on restraining this highly motivated escapee, he responded, 'this ain't gone be no lucky ducky.' We may rest with confidence in the maximum security which DUCKY's new imprisonment represents. Scarily, the jailer is scheduled for an off-site beauty appointment (read: haircut) sometime this afternoon. We can only hope that DUCKY remains imprisoned unattended. Given the ghoulish appearance of the jailer in the below photograph from this morning, things should go well for him at the salon.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
wow, these two things mean the world to me.
i keep them right in front of me while i work all day long.
they get adjusted and moved around and played with between my keyboard and stomach.
they live on that little part of my desk there, and really make me a happy guy.